I am back and I’m Bad

I didn’t disappear, I was just not thinking about this site at all for the past week.  Two weeks?  I don’t even know.  Here are some things I have managed to do and NOT do this entire time off:

1. Paint the front door (procrastinate no more! I did it!)
2. Buy new sprinkler parts (but not put them in)
3. Sign pool and screen contracts (I can swim naked in my own yard in a few months!)
4. Make mother’s day gifts (aprons with baby handprints and footprints on them)
5. Rearrange bedroom furniture and switch dressers
6. Have sex three times in one week!  And it was great too.
7. Quit birth control (is that why I am so horny again?)
8. Go to a yummy outside beach bar and eat lots of raw seafood (I am still experiencing the aftermath)
9. Clean my daughter’s closet, baseboards, rearrange her room, clean out her air conditioning vent, and scrub everything
10. Try to convince my husband to have another baby (not really working)

My back hurts.  I am going to bed.  My daughter is cute and can say her first and last name now, and loves to shut doors, knock, and say her name when we ask, “who is it?”.  Over and over again.  I love her!